Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Ok lame jokes time =) rahr getting stressed rushing my application form for something, but I guess it can't beat our council nominees!!

Disclaimer: I am not responsible for any possilbe brain damage caused by the following ><

Contributed by Kelly (answers at the bottom)

1) Why does Fedex have so many children?

2) Two friends walked into Cold Storage and one of them started laughing. Why?

------------

This one is by my friend:

A red-necked ah beng tries to learn logic from a philosopher:

Phil: Do you have a lawn mower?

AB: Yes.

Phil: That probably means you have a lawn, right?

AB: Uh huh

Phil: Which probably means you have a house?

AB: Yea, yea, yea! I do. Wow you're smart.

Phil: And if you have a house you probably have a family?

AB: Wah you can read my mind ah?

Phil: And if you have a family it means you're probably straight.

AB: Yea! Thank you thank you, I've learnt logic today!

The next time ah beng meets his friend, he asks him: Do you have a lawn mower?

Friend: No

AB: If you don't have a lawnmower it means you're gay.

------------

Answers:

1) Because they live to DELIVER

2) Because there was a funny smell

posted by ~ hongling ~ at 9:14 PM